Saturday, September 24, 2005

Actually, Pretty Funny

Feel like a day out of school has prevented filling your usual idiocy quota? Not the sort to go to the other school's homecoming tonight? Well, ha ha. How about some subtle dramaticism? Just to prod you into checking out the freshly updated Cast List, I'm going to recommend checking out the Ex-Guy's girl/boy/whateverfriend's imitation of the Fug Girls.

So, take aim at the sidebar and scroll your way down to click on "the Ex-Guyfriend". I wish he'd put comments back up. I don't have a red color filter, I have a red wall and a little bit of contrast shift. Anyone who has not come to terms with her nose would not dare put up a profile shot that's in profile. And dude, what couture? My armsocks were once kneesocks from Journeys, and I've had that beret since the fifth grade. One strap of that cami is mended with a saftey pin.

Really, just listen to Spencer, who discovered that one of the Ex-Guy's arrogant, taken-in-the-mirror pictures is filenamed "hot": "The fact that he has a pink-themed blog makes me wonder how on earth he manages to find something to make fun of about other people."

17 Comments:

Blogger ~0wn3d said...

That shit's bananas....

September 24, 2005 8:48 PM  
Blogger Ares said...

B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A..?

September 24, 2005 9:32 PM  
Anonymous Shelby said...

From the Blog Of "The Ex-Guyfrind"
"Took two other photos, both of them turned out blurry because I couldn't hold the camera right. Blauergh."

Yet there are 3 photos, one is labeled "hot", one is "me1" and the other is "me21". hmmmmm.

I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

-Shelby

September 24, 2005 10:03 PM  
Blogger Ares said...

The creative names: I have to rename them to create copies for my backup.

I call everything, "hot" or "ugly", I'm a whore for Paris Hilton.

On that note, where the hell can I get a file compression program and file conversion program.

Microsoft is making me want to castrate myself.

I love it when people talk about me, -clap clap-. Validation centre!

September 24, 2005 10:15 PM  
Blogger ~0wn3d said...

What you said about the creative names makes no sense. Just call them Pic1 or Pic2. No need to name the pictures hot to try and convince people that you are either gay or WAY too full of yourself.

Not that you need to do anything with filenames to make you look that way, though.

File compression and conversion programs come standard with linux. Screw windows and microsoft.

September 25, 2005 10:23 AM  
Blogger Minkowski Nut said...

Ok, I am a kiaran, and I'm lost here.

September 25, 2005 11:18 AM  
Blogger sarah said...

i'm lost.. where is the link?!! Anna-- HELP

September 25, 2005 12:19 PM  
Blogger Larry said...

Hey Anna. Jeez you two are still trashtalking each other? Cmon Anna aren't there any people at Central like that whom you could pick a fight with...and win? Instead of your 4 year grudge with someone who is really indifferent to pretty much everyone who is "normal"/"middle class"?

September 25, 2005 12:45 PM  
Blogger Ares said...

I'm curious, Owned-- as to how you foundout my file name. In which case you were probably attempting to save the file so you could masturbate to good heaven with it.

Be nice. I'm vulgar with everyone.

link: www.oleanderwhite.blogspot.com

I don't h8, I love. I love everyone. I love myself. I love my family. I also happen to love it when people talk about me.

So let's go go go! -clap clap-'s ensue

--mars

September 25, 2005 4:41 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

The thing I really like about the Ex-Guy is that he can teach us all something about the highest lows of humanity.

Who, honestly, tell me who, explains concieted behavior by throwing out excuses like, "I'm a whore for Paris Hilton"? That's not even an excuse. That's a mush of provocative ideas intended to make the reader's logic powerless. That's one step above "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck", that is.

September 25, 2005 6:22 PM  
Blogger ~0wn3d said...

Well, the fact that you MADE YOUR PICTURES HYPERLINKS might have something to do with it...

September 25, 2005 8:18 PM  
Blogger Ares said...

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Are you happy now?

September 25, 2005 9:08 PM  
Anonymous i think i own you said...

Well, at least he admits he is a whore; that's a good start.

Haha he failed the Enr. Patterns essay assessment and has to go in for help. Retard.

Fat fuckerrrrrrrrr

September 26, 2005 5:58 PM  
Anonymous ???? said...

Allright, so why are you guys still fighting with each other? Just, chill out, and forget and forgive. I'm serious, it'll be better for both of you, especially you anna

September 26, 2005 7:39 PM  
Anonymous Shelby said...

Hey When did this become a let's show the world how mean and unaccepting anna's friend are blog. Mars as haughty as you are, i'll be youre a decent person.

September 26, 2005 9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

word

September 27, 2005 10:09 AM  
Blogger Priya said...

i'm not on the cast list. WOT?!

I'm obsessed with saying wot and obsessed with a hott senior indian guy. yeah. very hott. hotter than my history of guys's absolute-value-hotnesses combined. i'll take a picture of him sometime.

September 27, 2005 6:08 PM  

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