Saturday, October 22, 2005

All Dressed Up

It's Anna. It's Saturday. Anna is... going out on a Saturday!?

Before two o'clock, Bouncy A calls Anna to ask if she can get a ride to homecoming. "You're going, aren't you?"

"Uh... no."

Bouncy A, quite dissapointed, proceeeds to carry on a conversation about how Anna ought to go, how Anna shouldn't be scared of Necker's sister, whether there is a large stick-beating in the Bible, whether or not she will beat with Anna with stick if Anna doesn't go, why the only dresses Anna owns are an outgrown qi-pao and an elf costume, how Necker probably doesn't hate Anna, how Bouncy will ask Necker to dance with Anna/beat him with a stick, and how Anna really just ought to go.

Three o'clockish, Brittany has repeated all of Bouncy's arguments. Three-thirtyish, and Brittany's brought Anna a whole stack of dresses that aren't outgrown qi-paos or elf costumes. Five minutes later, Anna's picked the hot pink net one with the metal loop as a clear favorite. Four o'clock, and Anna has accessorized, added a black velvet skirt underneath, and realized she owns a hot pink purse with metal loops that matches just superbly. She's also realized that her hot pink flats live in her hall locker, and that she must now choose between black heels and fishnets, black boots and kneesocks, or hot pink cowboy boots and stockings.

Four-thirtyish, and Anna is off to shower, shave her legs, make that shoe-and-sock decision, maybe dye her hair, find a black sweater, call a whole spate of people, pack up her pink purse, and actually attend homecoming.


Blogger Larry said...

And 3 o'clock the next day Anna decides to drop by Larry's house to give him some money.

October 23, 2005 11:03 AM  
Blogger sarah said...

sounds like my last saturday..... except I had to get ready to go to a "dressy casaul" party, one mall, a tj maxx, and a Lohemens later, I had aptns to where, sheesh......

October 23, 2005 11:46 AM  
Anonymous Soooooooophie said...

Oh, and you do know what necking means, right? Of course you do, you went to England.

So. Is Zach's nickname just wishful thinking? ;)

October 23, 2005 3:14 PM  
Anonymous Graffy said...

hey anna, i'm so glad you went i dont' know how i could have gotten through the night without your or annie, you guys mean so much to me. I love you, obviously in a non lessy way! Thank you so much for helping me.

October 23, 2005 4:28 PM  
Blogger Annie said...

WHEEEEEEE! I totally win. You had a blast, didn't you? I know you did. And if you didn't (Which i know you didn't) well, that's my fault and you can beat me with a big ugly stick if you want.

October 23, 2005 5:54 PM  
Blogger Priya said...

funnnnnn you'll have to post some pics!!!! and i think the third-person rendition of this tale makes it all so very poetic =)

October 23, 2005 7:14 PM  
Anonymous ballasiotes said...

I should have gone to homecoming. >_> what?

October 23, 2005 7:25 PM  

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